Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I’m bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go “Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I’ll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way” then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.
Last ten minutes of the movie is the vampire just beating the shit out of everyone to I’m Walkin On Sunshine. I would watch this.
i do not “queue”. i do not use “peak posting times”. i do not “stagger” my art. i post it and then bury it myself. and if it doesnt get notes? i rb it again
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